Joke: What's the first thing Taylor Swift does in the morning?

What's the first thing Taylor Swift does in the morning?

Introduces herself, gets dressed, and goes home.

Why does Taylor Swift wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop!

Taylor Swift Fan Mail Found in Dumpster?

No, this is not a Taylor Swift joke . . . but it is kind of funny. 

What's really odd is that Swift's people would throw that stuff away. There are probably lyrics for two or three good songs in all that mess, right?

A box containing hundreds of letters addressed to Taylor Swift was found in a recycling Dumpster at an elementary school in Nashville over the weekend. Kylee Francescan, the woman who found the box, wanted to get the mostly unopened letters back to Swift, because as she told WKRN-TV News 2, "I know how much her fans mean to her."

Taylor Swift Fan Mail Found In Nashville Dumpster

It's Obvious Taylor Swift Can't Take a Joke: Slams Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for Gold Globes Jab

If you didn't already know it, you know it now: country singer sweetheart Taylor Swift can't take a joke. In case you missed the original joke by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made at the Golden Globe Awards watch the video clip below.

But first, the details:

Country pop singer Taylor Swift hit back at comedians Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for mocking her love life at Hollywood's Golden Globe Awards this year, calling the jab sexist in an interview with magazine Vanity Fair on Tuesday. During the awards broadcast, hosts Fey and Poehler threw a barb at the singer, telling her to "stay away" from actor Michael J. Fox's 23-year-old son. The Grammy-winning singer is well known for documenting her personal relationships in her songs, often leaving little clues in the lyrics that hint at the subject. She has been linked to high profile celebrities such as John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas and more recently, Conor Kennedy and One Direction's Harry Styles. In the Vanity Fair interview, Swift, 23, responded to the Golden Globes incident by citing a saying told to her by talk show host Katie Couric that "there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women." "For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that's taking something that potentially should be celebrated - a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way - that's taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist," Swift said.

Taylor Swift slams Tina Fey, Amy Poehler on love life joke - chicagotribune.com

Video: Parody of Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me ("Just A Zombie")

A parody music video of Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me called "Just A Zombie".

What's the difference between Taylor Swift and a parrot?

What's the difference between Taylor Swift and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to say no.

Which Of Taylor Swift's Jilted Lovers Are You?

If Taylor Swift has not already dated you, given her track record, she's probably dated someone who is a lot like you. Take the quiz in the link below to discover which of Taylor's exes you most relate to.

Which Of Taylor Swift's Jilted Lovers Are You?

Joke: Why is Taylor Swift like a door knob?

Why is Taylor Swift like a door knob?

'Cause everyone gets a turn.